Collector Can # 3

I collect a lot of stuff. From rocks to pressed flowers to random screws, nails, nuts and bolts that I keep in a rusted coffee can, if you need it, I might just have it. However, I draw the line at collecting shaving cream cans. Now why on earth would I bring up collecting shaving cream cans? Because of the one in my bathroom.

While shaving (yes, I use a shaving cream that calls itself the beard buster. Yes, I am a girl. Yes, I realize just how bad that sounds. Fact, it costs $0.75. The cheapest one for women is $2.00. Discard this information.) I noticed the one in my bathroom is Collector Can #3. Collectors can #3. hmmmmm. That must mean that #1 and 2 are out there somewhere. Someone collects these things..or do they? Maybe, just maybe, I should concentrate more on shaving my knees.

But no. I must read the can. By reading the can, I learn that they are doing some sort of promotional led by some five-time gold medalist named Gary Hall Jr. Who is Gary Hall Jr? What Olympic activity did he participate in? Why isn't he wearing a shirt? The can does not say. I do know that 10% of the profits go to kids with diabetes. Maybe they should charge more for the can of shaving cream? Should I feel bad for my thriftyness? nah.

Sadly, it turns out, neither e-bay or Google support shaving cream can collectors. I thought, for a moment, that if I saved all three of the known-to-me cans, i might one day profit from my packratting. then, i noticed the rust on the bottom of the can. AAM have been here. Discontinue use.