Holiday Spike
So it is that time of year when we see a pretty dramatic increase in murder, suicide, depression, mayhem and what not. Nothing like A little holiday cheer to send some people over the edge and have em biting the heads off chickens (unless, of course, the chicken thing is already some kind of daily thing, then they just have year round problems).
I can see how this could happen. It is part of the reason we don't give fire arms to children. Sure they might hurt themselves, but they might also hurt mommy and daddy if certain High end items didn't find their way under the Christmas Tree. "I wanted stripper Barbie! I Hate you!" Boom Headshot.
Shortly after the family stress holiday we have the must Kiss in the new year holiday. If only we can sure these first and last moments of an arbitrary calendar well then our next 365 (or 366) days will be just perfect. Gods own truth.
And then we can get wasted. I don't know why, but people who spend the vast majority of they year perhaps having a beer or glass of wine here and there suddenly think they can play with the Big Dogs. Triple shot mixed cocktails are the order of the night and keep those puppies coming. Drunk Driving, Alcohol poisoning a Jedi worries not about these things. If you cant start the new year with a monster hangover, you didn't have enough fun in the last year.
These holidays are too close together. Our poor mental facilities don't have the ability to recuperate quickly enough between them. Perhaps we need to move the new year to another month. There is a big Holiday dry spell in the months leading up too and following Independence Day. And its a better time of year. None of this wet and snow to deal with when trying tempting the DUI / Hazardous Collision fates. August might be nice. We could celebrate the new year and the beginning of the school year (Yay the kids are going to finally be out of our hair, for auld lang whatever!)
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I can see how this could happen. It is part of the reason we don't give fire arms to children. Sure they might hurt themselves, but they might also hurt mommy and daddy if certain High end items didn't find their way under the Christmas Tree. "I wanted stripper Barbie! I Hate you!" Boom Headshot.
Shortly after the family stress holiday we have the must Kiss in the new year holiday. If only we can sure these first and last moments of an arbitrary calendar well then our next 365 (or 366) days will be just perfect. Gods own truth.
And then we can get wasted. I don't know why, but people who spend the vast majority of they year perhaps having a beer or glass of wine here and there suddenly think they can play with the Big Dogs. Triple shot mixed cocktails are the order of the night and keep those puppies coming. Drunk Driving, Alcohol poisoning a Jedi worries not about these things. If you cant start the new year with a monster hangover, you didn't have enough fun in the last year.
These holidays are too close together. Our poor mental facilities don't have the ability to recuperate quickly enough between them. Perhaps we need to move the new year to another month. There is a big Holiday dry spell in the months leading up too and following Independence Day. And its a better time of year. None of this wet and snow to deal with when trying tempting the DUI / Hazardous Collision fates. August might be nice. We could celebrate the new year and the beginning of the school year (Yay the kids are going to finally be out of our hair, for auld lang whatever!)
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