Our Alien Overlords

So I've come to the realize hat the Alien Overlords may have already taken control. Let me explain. So I checking out the Wednesday links at Sheri's site the other day and I come across something I had to comment on. One of the links leads to this album of tinfoil oddness. I think someone is preparing to stop the Alien Overlord thought beams. (Tin foil is standard issue anti alien overlord thought control ray protection. When you have to be absolutely positively sure that your actions aren't being controlled by some mutant out world psionic beast accept no substitutes).

So why do I think of the Alien Masters right off the bat? Well obviously I can think of no other rational reason for applying foil to ones living space in such a manner. Also there were these advertisements on the television all week about the Peter Jennings alien sightings report. ([/social commentary]I hate sweeps months. Even with the upside of having almost all new television shows one must endure a barrage of special investigative reports all month long. There must not be anything important going on in the world like wars and terrorism when Peter Jennings decide the people need to know about all the Alien Overlord purported sightings [/social commentary]). The television thought control beams (commercials) had me wired to pick up an sign of Alien Overlord presence.

So then I'm checking out Purging Poison and find a link to this hilarious but odd video. I think to myself, "My god! That man is already under Alien Overlord control! He's speaking in tongues and wired to some kind of device that tells him what to say." Then I am laying down mulling over the presence of the Alien overlords the tin foil house and start wondering am I already being controlled. How far have we been infiltrated. If I were to help the aliens would I benefit or only speed the downfall of mankind. Is it possible to resist the alien Overlords.

Moment of late night revelation: The Tin foil home isn't someone preparing against the day when the overlords take control but a matrix like resistance group. Those are images of one of their safe houses. Why would the anti alien overlord coalition publish photographs of their safe house one might ask? Well just from pictures of the inside of the house one cannot really tell where it is located so they are fairly safe. They understand the mind control of advertising and images. They now that while our minds are being overtly controlled by the alien masters subconsciously we see the tin foil images and get the idea. We know what we must do. One by one people will find them selves "decorating" rooms in foil. As their minds begin to clear of the alien control they will recruit others. Soon we will be able to through off the yoke of control and conquer the Alien overlords.

I know I risk much talking about the Alien Masters publicly so I'll put this somewhere where they will never be able to find it. On the internet. Save yourselves and foil your house today.

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